I really shouldn’t joke about that seeing as I’ve felt that pain many a time playing contact sports.

Carlos Ruiz is out of today’s line up with a left (*cringes*) testicle contusion. Yea, you heard that right and I’m sure all of my male readers are groaning and crying just like I am while I type this sentence.
Is it too soon to nominate Ruiz for the 2011 John Kruk award?