Well this was an interesting day so far and it’s only noon. First off, Placido Polanco was almost not going to return to the Phillies. The Phils contacted 8-year veteran Orlando Hudson of the Dodgers about making the switch from second to third but were denied. With that answer, they pursued and signed Polanco. Very interesting. I am much more pleased with the results we got now.
Now who here remembers this joker? Well for those who don’t, Matthew Mervine, 22, is the same idiot who tried to steal three World Series rings from the Phillies front office in October. How was he caught? He left a job application. Now he has a warrant for his arrest because he skipped a hearing yesterday. This, people, is the true definition of “dumbass.”